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1.
Kronii 02:33
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Kronii, my sweet Kronii would you like some baloney? or, how about macaroni? or maybe Rice-a-Roni Kronii, can I touch you? Can I also smell you? What's your favorite brand of soap and where do you buy shampoo? Can you tell me why am I like this? Can you help me see something I may have missed I'm so obsessed with you 'cause you're so beautiful You're telling me if I don't wanna be this way All I gotta do is just not be this way Kronii, my sweet Kronii Kronii, my sweet Kronii Do you ever get lonely? Or cry yourself to sleep? Or wander alone in the street? Kronii, can I touch you? Can I also smell you? What's your favorite brand of soap and where do you buy perfume? Can you tell me why am I like this? Can you help me see something I may have missed I'm so obsessed with you 'cause you're so beautiful You're telling me if I don't wanna be this way All I gotta do is just not be this way Kronii, my sweet Kronii Kronii, my sweet Kronii
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Day After Day 02:26
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I comb through the weekly ad, it's not bad Chicken thighs are pretty cheap this week I can buy a ten pound bag and make it last Every week I scrounge up all the change I have That determines my diet for the week Survival mode is my permanent state It's what I deal with day after day after day It's what I deal with day after day after day after day Day after day I blew some cash on the lottery, I didn't win It was a stupid thing to do When you've got no hope, it's what you tend to choose Survival mode is my permanent state It's what I deal with day after day after day It's what I deal with day after day after day after day Shut up with your talk about pulling myself up by my bootstraps You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth So spare me your precious advice Every week I scrounge up all the change I have That determines my diet for the week Survival mode is my permanent state It's what I deal with day after day after day It's what I deal with day after day after day after day Day after day
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Commute 03:50
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I'm still in bed and it's half past noon I see no reason to get up any time soon I have a job that means nothing to me Any way you look at it the future's pretty bleak I'm counting on some kind of disaster to make me feel alive My commute takes about an hour long Long way to go just to end up somewhere wrong Mr. Bus Driver feel free to take a nap If we plunge off the bridge just say the brakes were pretty bad I'm counting on some kind of disaster to make me feel alive I've got some kind of chain around my neck and it's pulling me down, down The water keeps rising above my head I fear I'm gonna drown, drown I'm calling and calling out for some help but no one's ever around, 'round I'm screaming and screaming my lungs out but I can't seem to make a sound, sound Looks like I made it home, safe and sound Maybe my luck would change if I weren't on the ground Hurricane season is supposed to be bad A Category 5 should wipe the place off the map I'm counting on some kind of disaster to make me feel alive I've got some kind of chain around my neck and it's pulling me down, down The water keeps rising above my head I fear I'm gonna drown, drown I'm calling and calling out for some help but no one's ever around, 'round I'm screaming and screaming my lungs out but I can't seem to make a sound, sound, sound
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vtuber 01:58
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Ugly boy, what are you doing? I can see you following me Don't you know that you don't stand a chance? With a girl as pretty as me? Stupid boy, just go on home Your constant whimpers are bothering me Don't you know that you're wasting your time with a girl who's out of your league? Nerds, weebs, and weeaboos They all make me so miserable I just wish they would leave me alone They need to start living a life of their own I'm just a vtuber, I love to sing but I won't be your personal slave There are things that I want to do without the stares of nerd boys like you I want to go to my local cafe and not have to worry about you sniffing my chair Or look out my window to see some nerd going through my trash for a souvenir Nerds, weebs, and weeaboos They all make me so miserable I just wish they would leave me alone They need to start living a life of their own I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your wife I'm just a vtuber I'm just a vtuber I'm just a vtuber
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Last Donut 02:30
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I was gone for only five minutes When I got back, someone ate the last donut Even though I said, "Hey, can you save the last donut for me?" They couldn't even do me this one favor Those motherfuckers only think about themselves Fuck them! They can all eat shit and die I want my donut right now Someone better bring me a jelly donut I'm not kidding, I'm going nuclear Better stand back, I'm gonna blow Just bring me my jelly donut It's my god given right to eat a donut I'm not kidding, I'm going nuclear Better stand back, I'm gonna blow I've calmed down, but I'm still mad as hell No one ever looks out for me I try to be nice and be considerate But I never get the last donut They couldn't even do me this one favor Those motherfuckers only think about themselves Fuck them! They can all eat shit and die I want my donut right now Someone better bring me a jelly donut I'm not kidding, I'm going nuclear Better stand back, I'm gonna blow Just bring me my jelly donut It's my god given right to eat a donut I'm not kidding, I'm going nuclear Better stand back, I'm gonna blow
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Ten Seconds 05:57
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I'm sorry, but I won't be coming in today There's a stream with Kronii, Fauna, and Mumei I'm afraid you'll have to way until the stream is done My priority in life is to have a lot of fun They're really cute and funny, clever, and so smart In just two years, they've secured a place in my heart All my spare time is now reserved for Hololive It's okay if always watching them leaves me sleep deprived I'm writing comments hoping they'll be read aloud But they never do, it hangs over me like a cloud I'm afraid I'll have to spend some money for superchats That's the only way for you to notice me, you little rat My income's gone and money's getting really low Should I sell my blood, that way I can raise some dough? Don't forget I also want to buy some really cool merch That's the price I pay for joining the Hololive church Ten seconds, that's all I can get After that, they'll just move on to whoever's next They'll read my name, but that's about it For those ten seconds, I feel alright for a little bit My affirmations come in ten dollar chunks If I quit cold turkey, I wouldn't last a month Ten seconds, that's all I can get After that, they'll just move on to whoever's next They'll read my name, but that's about it For those ten seconds, I feel I'm loved for a little bit My affirmations come in ten dollar chunks If I quit cold turkey, I wouldn't last a month I wouldn't even last a day I feel as though I'm getting really close to them Is it cringe for me to say they're my only friends? I know they don't know me from Adam but that's okay Friends don't need to be made of fresh and blood in this day and age I'd never go out to a karaoke bar I don't have to 'cause IRyS sings while I play the guitar All my spare time is now reserved for Hololive It's okay if always watching them leaves me sleep deprived Ten seconds, that's all I can get After that, they'll just move on to whoever's next They'll read my name, but that's about it For those ten seconds, I feel alright for a little bit My affirmations come in ten dollar chunks If I quit cold turkey, I wouldn't last a month No... Ten seconds, that's all I can get After that, they'll just move on to whoever's next They'll read my name, but that's about it For those ten seconds, I feel I'm loved for a little bit My affirmations come in ten dollar chunks If I quit cold turkey, I wouldn't last a month So I think I'm gonna keep on buying Those superchats are the only thing that keeps me from crying I'm always ten seconds away (I'm always) ten seconds away (I'm always) ten seconds away
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National Cow Appreciation Day 02:17
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Hey, Mr. Cow, I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you You give us milk and let us eat you Sorry about that I just want to make sure you're comfortable If you need something, just let me know I've got some carrots as a treat just for you Hey, Mr. Cow, I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you I don't even mind the constant farting You do you I just want to make sure you're comfortable If you need something, just let me know I've got some timothy hay just for you Your flesh is delicious Too bad we have to kill you for it But one day we'll grow it in a lab I hope you'll live to see it I just want to make sure you're comfortable If you need something, just let me know I've got some juicy apples just for you I just want to make sure you're comfortable If you need something, just let me know I'll give you all the fresh cut grass you want
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Fat 02:43
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I'm getting fat and I don't care Would you mind passing me that bowl of gummi bears? Oops, I just split my pants, so what? I can fix that with a napkin to cover my butt What are you looking at? I'm not some goddamn animal in the zoo I still have my dignity Oh, look, someone dropped that Twinkie on the ground It's my lucky day Who wouldn't love a free Twinkie? I was thin and I still never got anywhere So I'll just be helping myself to my share Oops, I just ate the whole cake, my bad Oh well, no cake for you, sucks to be you What are you looking at? I'm not some goddamn animal in the zoo I still have my dignity Oh, look, someone dropped that HoHo on the ground It's my lucky day Who wouldn't love a free HoHo? I'll take that and I'll have some of that, too You might as well give me everything I never get anything What are you looking at? I'm not some goddamn animal in the zoo I still have my dignity Oh, look, someone dropped that Twinkie on the ground It's my lucky day Who wouldn't love a free Twinkie? What are you looking at? I'm not some goddamn animal in the zoo I still have my dignity Oh, look, someone dropped that HoHo on the ground It's my lucky day Who wouldn't love a free HoHo?
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Shohei Ohtani 02:36
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Shohei Ohtani slept with my poor mommy and now I'm gonna have a baby sister What's that you're saying? My mother is a liar? Okay, I admit that she's a serial grifter Part of me still clings to the hope that it could be true Please, please, let it be true I want Shohei to help me play in the Major Leagues Please, please, that would be so cool Shohei Ohtani, won't you marry mommy and be the father I so desparately need I'll be a good daughter and bring honor to your name I'll stay in school and get good grades and still watch all your games Part of me still clings to the hope that it could be true Please, please, let it be true I want Shohei to help me play in the Major Leagues Please, please, that would be so cool I would be the first ever woman to play in the Major Leagues I would have to be a knuckle baller to have a chance to succeed I promise to train very hard I'll measure up to any bar You'll be proud of me I swear No rice, no life! Shohei Ohtani slept with my poor mommy and now I'm gonna have a baby sister My whole life is a wreck, my mother passes bad checks Ohtani san, please help me and assist her Shohei Ohtani please help my mommy You're my only hope I need some way to cope Shohei Ohtani Shohei Ohtani
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I Wear a Mask to Hide My Ugly Face 03:37
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You'll never catch me going out of my house without my mask on, no you'll never see that It's not because I'm afraid of catching the flu That's not the reason, no that's not the reason When I was born, I was hit with an ugly stick That's what they told me, that's what everyone tells me So you see I wear a mask to hide my ugly face I don't want anyone to see me, sorry you can't see me I spent my entire life hiding in a corner Like some dog who's never been loved You better be careful, don't stick your hand out I just might bite it off I wear a mask to hide my ugly face It's for my protection, I can't stand the rejection I've been told I need to stay in my place The world's for the beautiful, and my ugliness is indisputable This is the hand that I was dealt I don't expect to receive anyone's help Just go your own way while I tend to myself When time has passed on, will anyone remember me? They won't remember, no they won't remember I'm no different from office furniture I'm just some furniture, a piece of furniture I spent my entire life hiding in a corner Like some dog who's never been loved You better be careful, don't stick your hand out I just might bite it off I wear a mask to hide my ugly face It's for my protection, I can't stand the rejection I've been told I need to stay in my place The world's for the beautiful, and my ugliness is indisputable This is the hand that I was dealt I don't expect to receive anyone's help Just go your own way while I tend to myself I wear this mask to hide my ugly face I don't fit in with the human race All you ugly people out there know what I mean We are not heard, and we sure as hell ain't seen Ooooh... I wear a mask to hide my ugly face It's for my protection, I can't stand the rejection I've been told I need to stay in my place The world's for the beautiful, and my ugliness is indisputable This is the hand that I was dealt I don't expect to receive anyone's help Just go your own way while I tend to myself I don't expect to receive anyone's help Just go your own way while I tend to myself I wear my mask to hide my ugly face I've long accepted that this is my place
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Garden of Failure 03:02
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Got my gloves and a floppy hat and I put on a pair of worn out jeans Gonna get my hands dirty, get 'em really dirty Like an oil rig worker's hands Prepping my garden takes a lot of work but I'm gonna reap a bounty that will prove its worth Gonna plant some beans, tomatoes, cucumbers I'll be saving so much money My daddy, he told me hard work always pays off in the end But my daddy was left a broken man When his pension went down the can You tell yourself, I'm prepared I've got everything in the bag But you don't know It's all rigged against you It's been a few weeks now and nothing's grown All I've got is a pile of dirt and rocks I guess I don't have a green thumb I'm really clueless like that guy from Green Acres My daddy, he told me hard work always pays off in the end But my daddy was left a broken man When his pension went down the can You tell yourself, I'm prepared I've got everything in the bag But you don't know It's all rigged against you You tell yourself, I've worked hard I've done everything I'm supposed to do But then you realize You never stood a chance It's not my fault I didn't do anything wrong I'm just a cog I'm not in control You tell yourself, I'm prepared I've got everything in the bag But you don't know It's all rigged against you You tell yourself, I've worked hard I've done everything I'm supposed to do But you don't know It's all rigged against you
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Nobody But You 04:04
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I just picked up my pizza and I was walking back to my car when this kid came up to me and asked if he could have a slice I just looked at him and told him fuck off Who the fuck are you to think you could come up to me and ask me for a slice of my pizza? I don't even know you, you're just a total stranger to me You little brat I work hard every week I think I deserve to treat myself to a pizza If you want a pizza, too then get a fucking job like the rest us I don't care if you're only ten years old That's not my fucking problem Go ask your stupid parents for a pizza and leave me the hell alone I learn my lesson long ago There ain't gonna be anyone to help you Anything you get in life is gonna be Through your own hard work that you do You're on your own, don't ever depend on friends They'll never have your back, that's just a dead end Nobody's ever gonna help you You gotta learn you're the only one you can rely on There's some guy in the parking lot asking for bus fare so he can get back home to his cat How'd you get out here, then, with no cash? This sound like bullshit I just looked at him and told him fuck off Who the fuck are you to think you could come up to me and try to scam me with some bullshit story I don't even know you, you're just a total stranger to me I learn my lesson long ago There ain't gonna be anyone to help you Anything you get in life is gonna be because of you, and nobody else but you You're on your own, don't ever depend on friends They'll never have your back, that's just a dead end Nobody's ever gonna help you You gotta learn you're the only one you can rely on I learn my lesson long ago There ain't gonna be anyone to help you Anything you get in life is gonna be because of you, and nobody else but you You're on your own, don't ever depend on friends They'll never have your back, that's just a dead end Nobody's ever gonna help you You gotta learn you're the only one you can rely on I learn my lesson long ago There ain't gonna be anyone to help you Anything you get in life is gonna be because of you, and nobody else but you You're on your own, don't ever depend on friends They'll never have your back, that's just a dead end Nobody's ever gonna help you You gotta learn you're the only one you can rely on
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Free 02:01
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I hold in my hands The key to my happiness I'm talking about this little lottery ticket I know it's gonna come through for me Just you wait, I'm gonna be a winner I'm gonna buy me a big house With so many rooms, I'm gonna sleep in a different room every night And when I wake up in the morning I'll be feeling right 'Cause I'll be free The way I was meant to be

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