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1.
Be Best 03:06
Girl, better keep up, I'm not waiting お~い、ついてきて、行っちゃうよ some opportunities come just once in a lifetime 生涯に一回 きりのチャンスってあるさ I've seen it happen so many times before そういうこと 山ほどあったよ People get frightened and paralyzed 怖くなって、身がすくんで They let it all slip away それですべておしまい Better keep moving, grooving, never stop improving 進みつづけ、預け、だしてありったけ do your best, never rest, soon enough you'll ace that test がんばれ、見せてやれ、超えられるさ いずれ Oh...... Pre-Chorus I see you, you're bracing ただ待ち構えてる for a hit that may never come 来やしない一打を If you never, ever give up あきらめなければ by that measure, you've already won もうそこで君の勝ちさ Chorus Nothing worthwhile ever comes to you easy やりがいって そうそう掴めない I know all the hardships that you've had to endure 君が歯を食いしばってたって知ってるよ Something tells me that things will soon be breezy もうすぐ道はひらけるって予感 smooth sailing and clear skies are waiting for sure 晴れた空がきっと待っているはず Oh... Verse 2 Boy, better keep up, I'm not waiting ねぇ、ついてきて、行っちゃうよ things are moving fast, I can't miss this chance of a lifetime すごい勢いで 進む、チャンス逃せない I've watched too many people waste their fortune 多くの人が見えてないけど I won't get scared and paralyzed 私はなにも恐れない I'll make the most of my opportunity この機会、使い切ってやるわ Better keep moving, grooving, never stop improving 進みつづけ、預け、だしてありったけ do my best, never rest, soon enough I'll ace that test がんばる、見せてやる、超えてみせる いずれ Oh.... Repeat pre-chorus / chorus
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Verse 1 I'm up to my neck in student loan debt and I don't know how to dig myself out I'm still living in my parents' home paying for a house my momma bought Now my poppa's telling me that he wants a new car and I should buy him a brand new mercedes benz It's pretty clear that my parents think of their daughter as some goddamn ATM Chorus I'm only twenty two but my hands feel tied I just want to have a chance to live my own life I want to travel the world in search of that special guy Verse 2 I've got an app on my phone so my parents can track me wherever I go, they wanna know I can't go out, gotta stay at home and listen to my parents tell me how useless I am I'm beginning to think that my only course is to pack up my things and walk out that door This isn't what I want, I'm at the end of the line I'm tired of living a life that's not mine Chorus I'm only twenty two but my hands feel tied I just want to have a chance to live my own life I want to travel the world in search of that special guy Bridge My momma loves to tell me how much I owe them And just how much they've sacrificed and suffered all their lives If it weren't for them, I'd have no bed no clothes, no phone 'Cause I'm just a stupid child who couldn't survive on her own Chorus x 3
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Guan Guan 02:59
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Worst in You 03:10
I've been rejected for a long time social distance is a daily practice of mine If you want, I can drive your guests away I do it every day All I have to do is show up then watch the roaches leave everything in the dust Over there is a fat kid getting bullied I don't care 'cause that fat boy stole my lunch money It never pays to try and do a good deed This is advice you should heed I stop caring so long ago I just do my best and try to keep the status quo I've seen the worst in you You can't hide what will always come through You like to claim it will be great again Fat chance! We've reached the end Who the hell is hoarding all the toilet paper? Pretty sad that it's coming down to neighbor vs. neighbor I'm not surprised--but know this I won't lose to a piece of shit I stop caring so long ago I just do my best and try to keep the status quo I've seen the worst in you You can't hide what will always come through You like to claim it will be great again Fat chance! We've reached the end (x3) I've seen the worst It's not getting any better I've seen the worst It's not- It's not- It's not getting better
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Verse I was born into a dirt poor existence just like my father, his father as well People tell me that working hard is my ticket to get out, yeah! I can tell you that's all a load of crap once you're a dirt spoon, you're always a dirt spoon I'm just a cashier at Family Mart How can I hope to buy a home of my own? pre-Chorus I've never seen a gold spoon hard at work They just practice at being an arrogant jerk It must be nice to have daddy fix everything for you I must have missed that sign up day at school Chorus Dirt Spoon Girl, that's my name If you don't have the money well, I'm sorry but you can't get into the game Dirt Spoon boy, that's a shame You don't have connections so you're S.O.L., try again, 'cause you'll have to lower your aim There's no way out for us! Verse2 My routine consists of me waking up roll out of my bed, brush my teeth, brush my hair Work my shift at the Family Mart Life drags on every day, oh! All the days feel like the same to me once you're a dirt spoon, you're always a dirt spoon I'm just waiting for death to take me away When I'm gone it will be as if I'd never been born pre-Chorus I've never seen a dirt spoon dig his way out they just flail their arms until they sink underground If only I could have my daddy fix everything for me I must have missed that sign up day at university Chorus Outro I'm just a dirt spoon girl (dirt spoon girl)
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I So Pale 03:45
Hey, look! Another bill I guess I'll add it to my growing hill No need to tell me I'm short on funds I already get that from everyone Money going out but not enough is coming in When my pocket's empty someone plays the violin Do I eat or pay my bills that's the choice this week Everytime I plug a hole I get another leak I'm like a deer caught in the headlights there's a car coming at me and there's no help in sight No where to go so I'm stuck deep down in this hole Can you help me find some control? Been so long since I've seen the sun I can't wait till I'm finally done I so pale I so pale I so pale I so pale I get so nervous when I leave my house I never stray from my usual route No need to take a chance and take a bad step and wind up in the hospital with a mountain of debt When you're poor you're robbed of choice to live the life you want Life just loves to pummel me and torture me with taunts Now and then I find a way to steal a little treat A donut in the microwave is really great to eat I'm like a deer caught in the headlights there's a car coming at me and there's no help in sight No where to go so I'm stuck deep down in this hole Can you help me find some control? Been so long since I've seen the sun I can't wait till I'm finally done I so pale I so pale I so pale I so pale We've all been conditioned to accept our position no questions asked so bend over and smile! I'm like a deer caught in the headlights there's a car coming at me and there's no help in sight No where to go so I'm stuck deep down in this hole Can you help me find some control? I'm like a deer caught in the headlights there's a car coming at me and there's no help in sight No where to go so I'm stuck deep down in this hole Can you help me find some control? I so pale I so pale I so pale I so pale
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I've got a room full of junk old VCRs, I'm not sure if they even work just a desolate high tech graveyard once were valued now held in disregard everything shiny and new ends up marred I'm just a pretty young plaything kept around just to hear me sing they'll always be someone new and when that day comes all I ask of you is please don't forget about, forget about me I've got an expiration date better use me while I'm fresh I'll entertain any request I'm the newest A.I. technology Don't mistake me for some flash in the pan novelty but everything shiny and new will fade away All my friends are long gone everyone has moved on eventually it will be my turn yeah... I'm just a pretty young plaything kept around just to hear me sing they'll always be someone new and when that day comes all I ask of you is please don't forget about, forget about... I'm just a pretty young plaything kept around just to hear me sing they'll always be someone new and when that day comes all I ask of you is please don't forget about, forget about me
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I'm the number one girl but nobody knows it I can do so many amazing things but I'm afraid to show it I'm the girl standing in the corner, spending all her time checking her phone If you pass me by, maybe you've wondered, how come that girl is always alone? I have a handy notepad I keep with me all the time when I get a really great idea, I write it down and save it with all my designs I'm the girl, lost in her daydreams, strolling in the park, feeding the squirrels Underneath the trees, lit by sunbeams, you won't see me I'm the invisible girl Do you want to know a secret? I had a teacher who did bad things I'm your number one girl but you don't even know it I can do so many amazing things but I'm afraid to show it I'm the girl standing in the corner, spending all her time checking her phone If you pass me by, maybe you've wondered, why don't you stop on by and say hello? I'm in control now I'm in control I'm in control now I'm in control I'm the number one girl it's my hidden talent I don't think you've ever met someone like me, no, I'm afraid you haven't I'm the girl standing in the corner, spending all her time checking her phone If you pass me by, maybe you've wondered, how come that girl is always alone? I'm your number one girl I'm your number one girl If you pass me by, maybe you've wondered, why don't you stop on by and say hello? Say hello Say hello
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Verse I quit my job and I'm not even worried I'll get a new one maybe they all suck so I'm in no hurry shitty ass hours, shitty ass pay I ain't risking my life for this shit no how, no way They say I'm lazy 'cause I don't want to work it's not that simple, baby how 'bout you stop being a greedy jerk? shitty ass hours, shitty ass pay I ain't risking my life for this shit no how, no way Chorus Don't you worry 'bout me, I got food, I got shelter I got my schedule all planned out (I've been on my own, barricaded in my home, I've never had any friends) I'll be watching Gura at nine, Ina at one, Kiara, Calli, and Ame late into the night (they always keep me company) whenever I feel so alone Verse You think you're so giving with your one dollar raise Baby, what world do you live in? that won't even get me through one day shitty ass hours, shitty ass pay I ain't wasting my life for this shit no how, no way They say I'm lazy 'cause I won't take your job It's not that simple, baby How 'bout you stop being a selfish snob? shitty ass hours, shitty ass pay I ain't risking my life for this shit no how, no way Bridge The whole world's been screwed up since forever Your life sucks but for the rich it's getting better You tell me when are you gonna finally open your eyes? Verse I wake up late with my mind free from worries That feeling is priceless It's worth more to me than your money shitty ass hours, shitty ass pay I ain't risking my life for this shit no how, no way You won't take measures to protect your own workers It's really simple, baby I gotta be the one who looks out for myself shitty ass hours, shitty ass pay I ain't risking my life for this shit no how, no way Repeat chorus This is the new normal This is the new normal
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Stay Alive 02:51
I thought I heard some steps behind me I think I'll slip inside this store After all it doesn't hurt to be a little cautious I've always been afraid of my shadow Can you tell me what's up ahead? I can't even plan ahead for my future I'm paralyzed with a constant dread I'm happy just to stay alive I think that guy is looking at me I think I'll hide in the bathroom I'll just wait awhile until I see him go away I've always been afraid of my shadow Can you tell me what's up ahead? I can't even plan ahead for my future I'm paralyzed with a constant dread I'm happy just to stay alive I know you think I'm some kind of weirdo Do you think I want to be this way I've spent thousands on therapy Nothing seems to work for me I've always been afraid of my shadow Can you tell me what's up ahead? I don't even plan ahead for my future I'm happy just to stay alive I've always been afraid of my shadow Can you tell me what's up ahead? I don't even plan ahead for my future I'm happy just to stay alive I've always been afraid of my shadow Can you tell me what's up ahead? I don't even plan ahead for my future I'm happy just to stay alive
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Nap time on the subway is the best time In my dreams all my troubles are left behind The gentle rocking of the trains puts me fast asleep It works a lot better than counting stupid sheep Don't mind me if my head rests upon your shoulder I won't complain about your stinky body odor I just want some special time just for me I'm always happy in my dreams It's nap time on the subway It's nap time on the subway Nap time on the subway is the best time I get to rest and I don't have to spend a dime When I wake up I'll be feeling fresh and wide awake That just means a future nap that I won't have to take Don't mind me if my head rests upon your shoulder I won't complain about your stinky body odor I just want some special time just for me I'm always happy in my... ...dreams, floating in the air winds swirling all around my hair whatever happens I don't care Oh....... Don't mind me if my head rests upon your shoulder I won't complain about your stinky body odor I just want some special time just for me I'm always happy in my... Don't mind me if my head rests upon your shoulder I won't complain about your stinky body odor I just want some special time just for me I'm always happy in my dreams
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I just threw up in the ocean today You shouldn't go swimming after you eat, that's what they say Now my breakfast is floating in the Indian Ocean I think what happened here is best left unspoken It was only a part of me for a while Still, when I ate it, well, it left me with a smile Now my vomit is making its lonely journey Whether it can survive I think it's still too early I think I know how it feels I'm surrounded on all sides but I'm still all alone I just try to keep an even keel I'm trying to learn that I don't need to do it all on my own Hey! Hey! KFP, can you help me? There's a part of me Out there lost and alone KFP, please find it for me and bring it back home I just finished eating a really big lunch I had to refill myself after my breakfast got expunged I often find myself looking out over the ocean I laugh when I think it could have been worse like "einkoten" I wish all the best for my little vomit pile It's only just begun a journey of many miles I think of myself and how far I've come I can honestly say I'm proud of all the things I've done I think I know how it feels I'm surrounded on all sides but I'm still all alone I just try to keep an even keel I'm trying to learn that I don't need to do it all on my own Hey! Hey! KFP, can you help me? There's a part of me Out there lost and alone KFP, please find it for me and bring it back home Hey! Hey! KFP, can you help me? There's a part of me Out there lost and alone KFP, please find it for me and bring it back home My little chimpkins will always have my back their enthusiasm makes up for the brains they lack and when I catch them goofing off in the afternoon it's off to the Usual Room it's off to the Usual Room it's off to the Usual Room Hey! Hey! KFP, can you help me? There's a part of me Out there lost and alone KFP, please find it for me and bring it back home (repeat)
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I bet you're really proud of yourself the way pat yourself on the back You love to dress like you're fresh off the boat it's just another way for you to gloat You spend your time cooking food you don't even like when all this time you'd kill for a burger and fries You say you worship the Asian Tiger lady but you wish that you were raised by Carol Brady Just save yourself time and just admit it Deep down inside, you hate yourself, admit it Why keep your feelings all bottled up inside? Life is a lot easier when you've got nothing to hide You're a white baby lover from China you want to shoot out white babies from your vagina Baby lover, white baby lover You're feeling guilty 'cause when you were young You thought your culture was really dumb You wanted to go with your friends to Micky D's But your mother made you stay home to wash Grandma's feet You're older now so you try to pretend Like those old draft dodgers who prefer swords to pen The bubble you made makes you feel like a winner It only pops when you look in the mirror Just save yourself time and just admit it Deep down inside, you hate yourself, admit it Why keep your feelings all bottled up inside? Life is a lot easier when you've got nothing to hide You're a white baby lover from China you want to shoot out white babies from your vagina Baby lover, white baby lover Baby lover, white baby lover Baby lover, white baby lover Baby lover, white baby lover
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I woke up this morning and everyone was gone I think I've been abandoned It wouldn't surprise me This isn't the first time and it won't be the last time I'll make myself some breakfast I'll make pancakes and sausage then I'll pack up my suitcase I won't look back when I'm leaving but before I go I'll burn this house to the ground There's no place for me to hang my hat I've never stepped on a welcome mat I've been messed up for a long, long time but you keep yours and I'll keep mine I've been walking for hours I think I need to take a shower Cars drive by and ignore me It doesn't surprise me This isn't the first time and it won't be the last time There's no place for me to hang my hat I've never stepped on a welcome mat I've been messed up for a long, long time but you keep yours and I'll keep mine I'll keep mine I'll keep mine I'll keep mine
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Hey Stinky 04:19
Hey, stinky! Whatcha doin'? How come I never see you around here anymore? Hey, Stinky! Are you hidin'? I can hear you in there so why don't you just open the door? I know how you feel sometimes The world can be a scary place It's a hill you don't want to climb You can take my hand and I'll lead the way Hey, stinky, you're missing out Please don't waste your entire life locked away in your room Hey, stinky, how 'bout now? The coast is clear so can I come by and see you real soon? I know how you feel sometimes The world can be a scary place It's a hill you don't want to climb You can take my hand and I'll lead the way Don't be scared, I'm right behind you You can start with baby steps I know what you're going through Focus on the sound of my voice Take your time no need to rush You can tune out all the noise Hey, stinky, look outside all your nerd friends have come out to show you their support Hey, stinky, I think it's time Turn off your computer and try out some actual sports I know how you feel sometimes The world can be a scary place It's a hill you don't want to climb You can take my hand and I'll lead the way Don't be scared, I'm right behind you You can start with baby steps I know what you're going through Focus on the sound of my voice Take your time no need to rush You can tune out all the noise

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released October 27, 2022

Art by Emiko Kouji

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