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Shohei Ohtani

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lyrics

Shohei Ohtani slept with my poor mommy
and now I'm gonna have a baby sister
What's that you're saying? My mother is a liar?
Okay, I admit that she's a serial grifter

Part of me still clings to the hope that it could be true
Please, please, let it be true
I want Shohei to help me play in the Major Leagues
Please, please, that would be so cool

Shohei Ohtani, won't you marry mommy
and be the father I so desparately need
I'll be a good daughter and bring honor to your name
I'll stay in school and get good grades and still watch all your games

Part of me still clings to the hope that it could be true
Please, please, let it be true
I want Shohei to help me play in the Major Leagues
Please, please, that would be so cool

I would be the first ever woman
to play in the Major Leagues
I would have to be a knuckle baller
to have a chance to succeed
I promise to train very hard
I'll measure up to any bar
You'll be proud of me I swear
No rice, no life!

Shohei Ohtani slept with my poor mommy
and now I'm gonna have a baby sister
My whole life is a wreck, my mother passes bad checks
Ohtani san, please help me and assist her

Shohei Ohtani
please help my mommy
You're my only hope
I need some way to cope
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani

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from vtuber, released January 25, 2024

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